Three Wise Monkeys

S: Do you know how much it would cost to get married by a priest outside the church? It’s a fortune! So I’m considering weather we should be married in a church.

H: We have decided together not to marry in a church.

S: Yes, we did. But the way we want it is really very expensive.

H: I won’t marry in a church.

S: Basel has got some nice churches..

H: What about my right to have a say?

S: Maybe we really should rethink our decision?

H: I want to get married naked!

S: –

H: –

S: May I wear a fig leave?

S: I’m bubbling over with ideas. I would like to set up our bedroom. I’m thinking of a pink carpet and rust colored curtains.

H: If you get a pink carpet I want a cowhide.

S: I would like that too.

H: In that case I want bed linen printed with racing cars.

S: We’re next!

H: You’ve said that before..

S: This time I’m serious. Really!

H: Mmh..

S: They have done it. Then I can do it too.

H: Let’s wait a week and see if you still mean it.

S: Don’t worry. Today I sent the request to the marriage registry office. Now I can not chicken out.

H: Well, this is actually a step forward.

S: And I have plans. New plans.

H: Aha..?

S: We will visit a dance class.

H: No, I don’t want!

S: And we will not learn the typical ballroom dances but (..)!

H: Are you crazy? Without me!

S: You can not just say no. Think about it first.

H: No!

S: You want me to plan our wedding. Then you should give me a chance too.

H: –

S: –

H: But first we will only visit a trial lesson..