S: The wedding is next Saturday!
H: Already?
S: I still have no dress. And you need a new tie.
H: I got a tie.
S: It’s a black one. We are not going to a funeral.
H: And the present?
S: What present? We don’t have one!
H: We could give them a Chip N’ Dip.
S: Do you think of the tomato-and-leaves tray from Mad Men?
H: That would be a fun gift.
S: Just for us. They would hate it.
H: Pete from Mad Men exchanges the Chip N’ Dip for a 22-caliber rifle!
S: What would the groom possibly want to do with a gun?